Well, let's just wait to see how this pans out before making that assessment…

The opportunity to get ass-blasted by Chris Hemsworth will do that to a man…I hear.

Is Whovian asleep or what?

This, this is why we can't have nice things!

Oh, I was criticizing Romney, not women.

Hopefully you're rich, though. Otherwise, you're a societal leech who doesn't deserve a binder, let alone a page, of women.

I think Dik's comment still holds up just fine then.

Makes sweet love to its cousin.

"New" York has really been milking it too, but perhaps the state doesn't want to be confused with the delicious chocolate-coated peppermint candies?

I thought Fonzieing required a motorboat, water skis, a shark, and a leather jacket??

I remember, back in my day, when you had to walk 5-miles uphill in a snowstorm to leave an internet comment. Now get the hell off my lawn!

Movies that feature "masked stuntmen strapped to giant walls of amplifiers with bungee cords" are the only ones I consider to be serious. More of them should win awards.

I haven't been this excited since they announced "Bring Your Cat to Work Fridays" at the office.

I'll start making prop bets - Over/under on puppy handlers who get mauled to death by adorable vicious golden retriever puppies: 4.5

We could get Duracell to sponsor it?

Anna Gunn or GTFO.

At first glance, I thought I read something about "the Vatican Circuit City." I was more than a little intrigued.

"Man alive! There are, uh, men alive in here."

"Mission Accomplished" banner is proudly unveiled as George W. parachutes onto a Best Buy store.

The guy on first is going to shoot himself in the guy playing second base. How is this even so hard to understand?