Ugh. This is going to be as awkward to explain as that time I had to tell my brother that the prostitute didn't really love him…

Well, at least it's the technology Donald Trump has always been waiting for.

Mostly Monica Lewinsky, though.

Pie would be good!

I always just thought he was performing in light blackface.
- Whoopi Goldberg

More white people? Man, we are everywhere!

- Donald Trump's spokesperson

*Tyler Perry finds his inspiration*

"What do you mean, 'you people?'"

…or a misplaced dildo.

Pro. Definitely "pro" on the air.

I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.

Great, now she's going to boycott the Oscars too.

Okay, that's a pretty low bar you're setting there.

*lets the boys be boys*

*throws his clothes on backwards, blares "Jump" from a boombox*

I'd maybe pass on the hooker, then…

Hey, where the white women at?

I love being inspired!

"Kanye West doesn't care about white people."
- George W. Bush
*camera cuts to Mike Myers looking horrified*