Right on. Thanks!

The soy sauce kind?

Why liquid aminos?

"Somehow, Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Road Chip made another $1 million." Way to bury the lede…

Uh, I thought this was already well-established courtesy of Trump's campaign.

Hate to go to the well too often, but…

Ay caramba!

Yep, you guessed…Frank Stallone.

I thought The Revenant was a love story??

Just a hunch here, but I'm guessing Terrence is a Trump supporter…

You sound just like a bitter member of "the Funky Bunch."

*grabs anti-loin-gird weapon*

- Pamela Anderson America

*cues Weird Al's new "Living on a Prayer" parody "Clipping My Hair"*

It was fun while it lasted!

Time to borrow a feeling.

Once again, if anyone is looking for a band name, you could do much worse than "Groomer's Nightmare at Petco."

I thought you meant have Weird Al participate in those respective sporting events. (Eh, I'd pay to watch them.)

I'm guessing we have (more than) several individuals here at the AVC who could qualify for the title "Vicar of Yanks." I, uh, might be one of them.

Everything else I'm reading has her name listed as Chloe Decker. "Chloe Dancer" was a Mother Love Bone song (the one on the Singles soundtrack). Perhaps this was simply an error by an early 90's grunge aficionado?