I'm not comfortable saying that actors can do anything until they invent a perpetual motion machine.

Given the lack of options in space, perhaps they already do?

I think I'm going to follow suit and boycott the awards show as well. Can anyone tell me what day I it is that I won't be attending this year so I can make new plans?

Hopefully he brings back Eric Nally from Foxy Shazam to sing on more all of his tracks! (Although, that would probably mean the current Foxy Shazam "hiatus" would last longer…huh. Might need to rethink this one.)

The Patriot inspired me to revolt against England.

Was the public crying out for a "foreign-aid drama" and I've just been unaware? Time to rectify that mistake!

If you get a bad performance review at your next assassin meeting, isn't obvious that you simply kill the person who gave you the review? I mean, I'm not even an assassin — to the best of my knowledge — and I still know that.

Doll's engineer - "You know, I'm not sure why we ever included that as a setting. Huh."

"But will it be gritty?"
- Christopher Nolan

And drawn by Sean Paul.

They are going to rastafy Aslan by about ten percent or so.

Hey now, DrakeRose7193 has nothing if he doesn't have his integrity (and collection of Avenged Sevenfold albums).

Make sure he's wearing clothes under the bathrobe first.

They are happily married, living in the suburbs, and have three young A7X fans of their own now. Michael The Deathbat, who is still unbroken, is a leading orthopedic surgeon. Females Only! is a preschool teacher.

Fake testicle things that rednecks rural folk attach to their trailer hitches.

DrakeRose7193 is probably talking about running a mile, right?

And thrown some "truck nuts" on it. (God, I wish I was making the term "truck nuts" up…)

Why not make it an even $70,000? *googles "what is significance of 69"* Oh, that's why…

Well, I'll pay to watch that.

I was hoping "The Love Machine" would be War Machine's sexier twin brother in one of those Marvel movies that are so popular with all the kids nowadays.