Well, you're unadjusted for inflation!
Well, you're unadjusted for inflation!
And Trump thinks he needs to make this country great again…
There are no bounds of Wookipedia's knowledge.
Also, the sun is hot.
Oh, I was only making a joke. If Gene Siskel really did say that, it's just an amazing coincidence.
This movie is gonna make Basic Instinct look like Basic Instinct 2.
Plus, I hear Daredevil hangs dong and I'm very interested in seeing that.
*launches Kickstarter campaign*
Pretty sure you're just plagiarizing Gene Siskel's review. (He's the one that's still alive, right?)
"Needs more tits."
- HBO CEO of Tits (probably)
As one does.
Yeah, not seeing it is actually going to cost you $20. Sorry about that!
A UCLA-educated PhD is listening to Jenny McCarthy… Eh, it's America; I'm less surprised by that than I should be.
I was just letting it all hang out…but HR wrote me up for that.
This One Weird Trick Will Get You a Date with a Pogo Stick (or a Game of Thrones Actress)
I don't know about that. I vaguely remember watching the documentary Pi and some dude totally did it.
Joey Lawrence wasn't able to participate because he's dead, right?
My other, always-less-successful New Year's resolution is to master the concept of time as being a linear series of events.
…I wear my sunglasses at night.
In a related story, Trump was lying.