*calls the Grammy people, petitions for song to be considered for the next round of awards, receives restraining order*

They always are.

Was it a sexy cougar? Was it Courtney Cox??

The Phinancial Menace

They had me at "sexy interest."

I have very little doubt that we could.

If you are looking for a band name, you could do much worse than "A Very Stoned Cat."

It's all the pressure of having to buy people the right gifts.

Upvoted for username/comment synergy.

Well, they belong to the Luke Perry Fan Club, so I really like those odds!

I love Kevin Rahm's response ("Oh, that son of a bitch.") to the question he was posed ("How many times have you moved your ball to give yourself a better lie?"). Fan-fuckin'-tastic.

Personally, I'm rooting for "a man and a woman"…

At least the ICP clown's (whichever one it was) response to that question was very enlightened, not that we should be surprised.

*mysteriously pulls quarter from behind thecausticgospel's ear*

*cues homoerotic volleyball montage*

A black pleather jumpsuit always works.

That was a really unexpected twist in The Imitation Game…

We could collectively set the record for snark in a calendar year if he tries to break his own record in 2016. C'mon, Adam Sandler, you can do it!*

Better than that fruit cake I got last year…

I wonder why I put so much thought into nonsense like this.
The AV Club!