OR…They would react like the president from Idocracy.

She might not be sure exactly how old she is, but at least she knows the approximate range. I think that probably puts her on the higher end of the "A7X fan IQ" spectrum.

It's a Festivus Miracle!!

Stupid French Flanders!

If anyone is looking for a band name, you could do worse than Ass Fucked Into Compliant Subjugation. I'm thinking either a punk rock band or a barbershop quarter. Either way, the name is bound to be a crowd-pleaser.

You should also get a parrot…but that's just good advice regardless of the situation.

When Pizza Hut was busy designing their fashionable attire, they should have put that on one of their shirts or pizza leggings.

If you don't already have an established username/avatar, you could do much worse than "Ripped Santa." Damn. (Maybe everyone is getting BeachBody products for Christmas this year?)

"Wasn't us."
- Billy Joel

'Twas.

Sponsored by Duracell.

"The Great AVC Riot of 2015" will go down in history as, well, something.

I remember fondly when SirChubbyBunny was knighted by Her Majesty the Queen. Nostalgia at its finest.

*starts fire in middle of street, loots McDonald's*

The lack of loyalty in today's comics is simply appalling.

Maybe Rdio should have used Duracell-brand batteries.

Yes, that's fine and all, but don't forget that Duracell batteries last longer in 99% of devices.

"Bravo is a very classy guy. I know a thing or two about class, and let me tell you, he is extremely classy. Not one of those losers they make me share the stage with at those debates. Just very classy."
- Donald Trump

Morgan Freeman?

"Alright, I'm in."
- President Obama