This would be the greatest reality show ever!!

Rawr.

My mood is "kind of horny." Personally, I'm glad Obama is not doing anything to address it.

Too soon.

Huh. I suppose you really do learn something new every day…

Sure, "bunnies"…

See, the problem I have is that there are two Bring It On movies, but they don't have numbers after them. What if I watch them out of sequence? How am I supposed to make any sense of the (likely very intellectual) plot?

Eh, I'd watch it.

*fights with Billman anyhow, because no one listens to moderators*

If I can ever give out a Medal of Honor in my lifetime, you will be my choice.

Being unable to afford keeping the Francos is a great argument for socialism.

*sighs*

"YOU WANT TO KILL HIM, BUT NEVER DO." Don't speak for me, desiree billman!

*discreetly shoves his "Bolivia is the Best!" t-shirt to the back of the drawer*

It goes against literally everything the Constitution stands for!*

Not enough tits.

I thought that was you!!

What the fuck am I doing with my life, man?
The AV Club!!

*picks up some Nair for SludgeVohaul*

If only you knew how true that was…