So the "needs to" part has me a little confused. Was this put into place as a law? Did the Republicans slip this into some bill? Was this part of the SCOTUS ruling on same-sex marriages??

Gimmick poster, or actually Trump?? Really hard to tell…

Did "original ideas" go into some kind of combat dome and get killed?

You had me at "orange juice."

"I have only the classiest goats. Not unlike those losers with classless goats who are running against me."
- Trump

In the "Texas theater…" thread, someone mentioned that you can just use skinny nerds for mopping jobs!

*sighs* The AV Club

At least we are sure there are vocals in this band.

Sold them to the Blues Brothers.

Yeah, my brother has one and it works out pretty well, but not for all channels. (He doesn't live in the most urban of areas, though…)

Is the Superbowl an option at a friend or relative's home? I mean, we are always invited somewhere for the game, so that helps.

Wow. "…we're only raising it $15 per month" is terrible.

I would still do it just to see the unaltered original cuts.

Well, it was either this or have a nationally-televised event where kids representing each of the 50 states (and Puerto Rico) had to kill each other until there was only one survivor — no one steal this idea from me! — and I'd like to think we made the right choice.

And that was the last time I took Evan to a comedy club.

Yes. We've been meaning to talk to you about that…

I don't know, man. You start to think you're seeing little bears all over the place in Episode VI.

And Star Trek: The Motion Picture just to see if they're paying attention!

Puts an interesting twist on "survival of the fittest," eh?

I have one of those small spots, too! *consults dictionary* Oh, I guess the entire top of the head is not considered to be "small." (Man, I hate those assholes at Webster's.)