Huh, I never realized that Rodney Dangerfield was known for his wisdom. That guy just never gets any respect, I suppose.

Seems like a show about a 20-something female who wants to be a part of Fiddy's entourage should be on Pornhub. (Are there still any hardcore TV channels??)

…a shitty businessman human being.

The ability for an artistic endeavor to make money should rarely be used as proof of anything except its ability to make money. Creed's Human Clay sold over 11 million copies, which brought in quite a few dollars. Most people with a decent sense of taste would say that's rather fucked up.

That's just a good rule of thumb for life in general, though.

Personally, I love the fact that alexandra clarified that she meant "amazing" in those parentheses. That's awesome.

The AV Club!

Glad to help.

My simple explanation for her existence starts as such "See, when a man —who sometimes is actually a woman — loves a woman — or simply ejaculates into her birth canal — a Kylie Jenner is sometimes born." (Well, I suppose it also ends as such, too.)

Don't fight that urge!

That's not what he said—he distinctly said “To blave.”

You know, I was kind of thinking that he wants to teach me how to be an actor. All of the texts, phone calls, and unexpected visits from him have pretty succinctly conveyed the message. But great job, Internet, anyhow.

And he's not giggling uncontrollably at his own thoughts.

The guy on first.

It's a Festivus miracle!!

Well, it does take two people to fist fight, so that fits the collaboration definition!

The only one banned in 27 states.

I'd rather just have a donation made in my name to The Human Fund.

Does this gift from the A.V. Club to us come with a gift receipt?

Bongo never took a journalism class; that's a clear case of burying the lede!!