By "earthly scribes," I think Moe means "nomadic goat herders." Perhaps Moe should order a dictionary on Amazon and review that instead?

Well, never underestimate the collective stupidity of humans.

What the article neglects to mention is that the section is a nude pictorial.

Or a shitty alt-rock band.

Whiter than White Chicks?? (Admittedly, I hadn't seen that particular documentary myself, but it sounded like an extremely caucasian-based moment in film history.)

I think Sly is the one holding him back. Otherwise, half the country would currently be bitching about President Stallone's approaches to the economy, gun control, abortion, interior decorating, "mom" jeans, quantum physics, etc.

Um, who said Disorderlies and The Wash failed? I demand a retraction.

And Donald Trump thinks it's falling on him to "make this country great again." Sorry, Trumpster, but Redman has beaten you to it.

Well, those tests don't lie.

I have to see the movie? But I want to know NOW! This is an on-demand world and I don't have patience for waiting like some kind of goddamned animal.

If anything, you're doing society a favor.

Eh, I'll save a couple of bucks and just be cool with the guilt.

The slo-mo at the end was an especially nice touch.

Yeah, that always pissed me off. (I have anger issues??) I mean, we all knew what it meant, so why try to be coy about it?

I'm just hoping he makes a great David Hasselhoff in the Baywatch movie.

*goes to google "how to offer nicole sullivan a role in an extremely-off-broadway production," ends up watching cat videos for three hours"

Uh, The AV Club?

Michael Cera's mom?

Yes.

Definitely more than half.