*prepares spot on the mantle for his "Father of the Year" award*

Agreed. For me, King of the Hill also fits that bill.

That is fucking brilliant!

I think we are safe outside of the Star Wars articles… But I've been wrong before.

*starts getting his "hanging" rope*

I call the big one "Stabby."

Is there any other way to take one's salsa?

"huger"

If you look at the inherent story, and forget the way they were executed, there is room for 3 really good movies there.

If we haven't learned anything else from Anne Hathaway, it's that CZJ's age is basically "dead for 20 years" in Hollywood.

So there will be co-ed showers? Eh, I'd watch it.

Replacing the previous "best idea in the history of TV"…

You mean "choke-on-your-Freedom-Fries moment."

"Ultra Glow is a very classy person. One of my favorites, and I have a lot of favorites because people love me. I mean, I get SNL their highest rating in, what was it, 79 years? Yuuuuuge. Now let's build that wall."
- Donald J. Trump

Or looks at you the wrong way.

I think I remember that from their somewhat questionable marketing campaign - "Star Trek: Into Darkness - Slightly less fun and satisfying than most (but not all) STDs!!"

Bad?? This is a beloved franchise; there's no way someone can fuck it up.

So no need to boycott Saltine crackers, then?

What's the deal with "homophobic Saltine crackers?" (Not doing a Seinfeld impersonation; I really don't understand the reference…)

You try the book? As is often the case, it's better. Funnier, if you're into that sort of thing.