The main actress was rather attractive, at least.

Or a pimp.

And yet he answered the phone. I'm guessing the chap didn't have caller ID and was expecting a rather important call…

Yo! Frankestein Raps was my favorite rapping-based tv show of the early-to-mid-nineties!!

I'd watch it.

*contestant wins several large, male deer*

What if his character were named Frank Stallone? Played by - yep, you guessed it - Emma Stone.

The gritty sequel we've all been waiting for!! (And some people think there is no god…)

Ha. I remember seeing them perform this on the second stage at the Q101 Jamboree in '98. I think the lead singer said "this is the song you're all here for" or something to that effect.

Both. (And don't worry, you will see a lot of us down there.)

The Fruit of the Looms Grape

Well, Fischer Stevens only got the part because Emma Stone wasn't born yet.

I never thought I would have to type this series of words in this particular sequence
The AV Club!!

This would be perfect for anyone who is looking for a band name.

Just wait until it becomes a much-beloved cult classic.

Oh, the "h" is silent…

Chris Columbus, not Jon Hughes.

If I remember correctly, it was Jon Hughes in a wig because he didn't want that said about an actual girl. I should probably verify that, though…

Well, there is a silver lining to every cloud.

Poor Rob Schneider. No one stops by to say hi to him.