Just the overalls? Consider me intrigued…

I wonder if Carson realizes which side of that scenario he would have been on. Man, what an asshole.

Stupid Lincoln had to ruin it for everyone. (Well, maybe not everyone.)

Is it possible that Carson's campaign team is the same brain trust that gave the world Poochie?

Then just wait until you hear the Ben Carson remix…

what black Americans think
The AV Club

I'm smelling a hit single right there. *checks* Nope, just my pizza burning in the oven.

I really want a mound of snow on a ski run.

Just a hunch, but I'll bet Jay-Z is all over that track…

*Spike Lee angrily Instagrams a bag of sugar*

An El Camino always counts…

One can only hope…

My own rap would go "I'm a grammatical genius and I'm here to say/I know how to use homophones in an interesting way."

Maybe he should appeal to them by speaking Swahili?

I thought something smelled funky around here.

Please let that voter be another Republican presidential candidate, please let that voter be another Republican presidential candidate…

Intensive research - read as "some dude guessing" - says that his potential voting block has a really shitty taste in music.

I think he's doing a pop country song for you guys…

A campaign America can…Zzzzzzz

"I'm one sleepy motherfucker and I'm hear to say…"