What if I were to reboot Nintendo Power? Would you fund my Kickstarter for that??

Just like herpes…Gentle Herpes.

As should we all.

I believe that particular scene is only found in the unrated director's cut of the film. Also, Westley hangs dong afterwards in celebration.

McGregor should have spent time watching The Princess Bride to see how Westley was able to take down Fezzik. Also, because it's a great fucking movie.

Snacks and a foot massage? I need to start my own chain of pedicure salons for dudes. Maybe call it "Ballz" or something, so guys know that it's manly…

Is that before or after he makes Islam "The Official Religion of the United States?" (Sponsored by Carl's Jr.)

Yes, but will it show tits?

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Wait, so that mean's we are going to be stuck in this era? Well, thankfully I'll probably die by…*starts counting the decades for an average male's life expectancy*…fuck.

I just call them both Jill. Problem solved.

Man, if only Twitter had been around in the 1920's, I bet that could have stopped World War 2 or the Vietnam War or whatever war happened at that particular moment in history.

And to do religion.
- Tom Cruise

I admire their decision to address the problem through a passive-aggressive tweet.

I will feel equally bad for the upvote…

Is there any other way??

Un-downvoted because Pop-Up Video is a liar.

The Internet? Is that thing still around?

Fapping. Mostly a lot of fapping.

#truestorybro