Wait, I'm confused about this post…so the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up?

That's going to be the title of my autobiography.

Carson Daly still has a show??

Interesting, but do we get to watch the conceiving of said child? (Asking for a friend…)

You're thinking of Conan the Librarian.

No, man, I am Dave!

By saying "might not," are you leaving the door open that Twins might be the greatest film ever made? If so, I concur.

Or the commercials with Aaron Rodgers.

Ugh. I got that one wrong on the test. (My answer was "the square root of zero.")

Way to stick to your guns…or something.

Not gonna lie, I thoroughly enjoyed the line "don't stop believing in these maxi pads."

Thanks! Now I just need to narrow down my prospective avatar pics…

I thought the headline said "Robert Kneivel" at first glance, which seemed really weird.

So a mountain lion walks into a bar with a priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer…

If it makes you feel any better, I thought LQ meant that Ashton Kutcher is part of the Viet Cong.

Satan's work.

Tremors 4 makes House Party 2 look like House Party.

I love the track, but we should include Peter Gabriel's "Solsbury Hill" in your request.

Bat-dongs for some, miniature American flags for others!!

Bat-dongs for all!!