*gets out wallet again*

*gets out wallet*

Close enough.

"Boner killing?" We are talking about the baseball movie Bull Durnham, right?? I mean, Kevin Costner is (was?) dreamy and all, but still…

But Bristol Palin was on Dancing with the Stars! She is (was?) a genuine star, dammit!!

A reliable source reports that Alan Thicke is the reason Trump has his panties in such a wad over immigration.

"Well, I've been waiting out two or three marriages, but this is the one I really had my eye on.

*contemplates the possibility that Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries are not, in fact, actual berries*

Jaydiohead or GTFO.