The two have previously been seen together in the hideous fever dreams you experience after a long night of watching C-SPAN 3 and huffing wood glue from a NASCAR mug.

Yeah, that was my original thought, but some people will just not acknowledge their own mortality and are super stubborn. I hope he at least has some trusts set up that will make this a little easier. It’s gonna be a mess if there’s no will given the size of the estate, the fact that it will keep making money long…

I’ll paraphrase the better and funnier tweeters:

His music, like the Beatles for my mom’s generation, was the music of my life. There has been at least one song every five years since I was 11 that has become an emotional touchstone. Some current, some old but all wonderful.

Everything presents with flu-like symptoms

“And if the elevator tries to bring you down, Go crazy, punch a higher floor." Here's hoping his last moments were crazy awesome.

Maybe it’s just me but I don’t really want to know how he died. I don’t even believe in God but I’d prefer to think he just shed his earthly body and ascended to wherever artistic geniuses go. I don’t need the gory details. Can’t we let him be mysterious and magnificent in death as he was in life?

My husband just flipped past the “Dr Drew” show where “Dr Drew” said, “I guarantee it wasn’t the flu.” “As a physician.”

As someone who escaped that damned cult, that would make me so angry. I hope he didn’t leave those people one red cent. The worst years of my life were spent with them. My sister and I were so hoping he had gotten out before he died. She said it perfectly, “He didn’t deserve to die a Jehovah’s Witness.”

Did you see what Google did? I doubt this will come through as a gif but there are flowing raindrops behind the logo.

I was already really sad about Chyna. Now I am just morose. She was such a gender equality champion.

aretha franklin, our collective grandmother who just learned to use the internet and took it way too far

Seems irresponsible to wildly speculate on someone’s recent death. “You know, I heard he had heartburn. It might have been the plague."

This is the reason I don’t have a cat. I don’t want my face eaten.

This will not end well.

BOARING!

This whole thing is like an Onion article come to life

The Daily News actually felt the need to write that the 4 year old would not face charges lol.

He posted a couple more terrible tweets at the end of his blog post, and those tweeters have similarly shut down their accounts after being given a raft of crap.

Men are terrible. I'm glad I'm a guy, because if I was a woman I'd never ever date. Ever. It blows my mind that any woman would want anything to do with us.