Hmmm... if that is you in your profile pic, than I don’t think so? You look quite distinct. The fact that this happened to more than one person blows my mind.

Yeah the fact that she was on Tinder a couple months after her husband died and that my fucking husband was on fucking Tinder at all... They were both fucked up. They bonded over the fucked up. He ultimately told her he was married and she wanted to be with him anyways. I felt sympathy for her until she kept going…

As a child of a family practically named dysfunction I, unfortunately, had a bad feeling about Brangelina’s failure from the start.

He was married (to you) and she was recently widowed, and they were both already on Tinder, and bonded over stuff you talk about in therapy? That is a seriously WTF sitch. I’m sorry you had to deal with such a shithead.

For god’s sake, seal those records for the sake of the children! But if you don’t, I’ll be back to read ‘em. Nomnomnom.

I’m still in shock how much this Angie and Brad thing blew up... To be fair, I always think everyone is going to make it. I guess I’m just shocked it all fell apart this badly so suddenly. Like, damn, something bad must’ve happened to break up a family like that. And I believe her that something bad did happen on…

We know Billy

Alright, I have two weakass Ivanka Trump anecdotes:

True but a guy called Barack could be Barry or Bazza and Michelle - Mel or Shelle then Condoleezza can be Connie or Condi.

Australian can’t help but shorten people’s names.

And thank you for the support.

Damm it Orange Slug you are not going to to make me cheer for Connie Rice? How am I getting nostalgic for neo con Cold War hawks who are genuinely responsible for a load of the crap were are dealing with? 2016 stop I want to get off this crazy train.

Trump couldn’t pass a third grade civics test.

It means she wasn’t showing enough leg.

The people planning to vote for him(?)

Trump disparaging a former female Secretary of State?!?! I’m so shocked my cock just blew off, turned into a penis drill missle and burrowed itself deeply into my brain, killing me.

He can’t even fake respect for Republican women.

His sons?

Is there anyone on earth who knows less about government and/or diplomacy than the orange goblin?

Wow...I ...I like her very much right now. At this moment. Right now.