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I'm pissed, orders have been suspended. I wanted to send some to the fuckers who were my in-laws until they proved themselves to be ashes stealing shitheads. They deserve a glitter bomb, at the very least.

They said they come there for the rolls. Which are made of vegetables. If they've eaten it in the past and thought it was bread OR they're lying, they should be made fun of.

The other day a lady made very clear she was allergic and needed the gluten free pasta with her meatballs. When I explained that the meatballs had bread in them, she said, "Thats ok, I like it in meatballs."

OMG you have a Beemer AND a lawyer husband? Wowzers!

What is fair about starving children? Or having children without clothes or shelter? Also, you spelling and grammar suck, so in my opinion you should starve. I know it's arbitrary and based solely on the fact that you were given a free education on the backs of the working man, an opportunity you apparently wasted,…

Totally agree. I hated my name as a child and would periodically insist on being called something different. And I wore pants everywhere. I am in no way at issue with the gender I was born, just took me a while to figure out how to balance things, which I learned as I grew up. I think people are blowing this way out…

They're dinks. Adorable dinks, to be sure. I have two. They're stubborn, anti-social, not great with kids, and territorial. But mine are precious babies who love their momma. And as long as you're a responsible owner, they're good dogs.

Car accidents happen all the time. Awards are given all the time. Fires happen all the time. Cops shoot people all the time. Republicans file anti-abortion laws all the time. Something happening often doesn't mean something isn't news and isn't of interest to the viewing audience.

I went with rose petals scattered around a floating candle. It was a sneaky way to look pretty and cheap out.

"Hit by a meat truck" I love it! My new self-descriptor!

I value witty banter over someone who "works hard, plays hard".

I go back and forth by the month. Back to the possums, they never disappoint.

Got a giggle outta me!

Biscoff or GTFO.

There is a buzz feed test about Which Serial Killer are You?. I took it, three times. It came up blank all three times.

The matching misspellings of "coco" are a giveaway.

My old boss at a jewelry store kept a flask in his wooden leg.

This is the rule drilled into us from birth. My husband could never understand why I'd start freaking out if a gun was pointed at a living creature or why I'd triple check the chamber. THATS HOW "ACCIDENTS" HAPPEN, FOLKS.