I can't speak for NC but here in CT, that seems to be all we get.

Thats how I grew up, when it was dad's turn for the holiday. Granted, he wouldn't stab us if we started without him but we learned quick one year.

It's fucking GINGER. It makes no God damn phonetic sense. I hate these people for this alone.

I can't read "Jinger" without pronouncing like it rhymes with "ringer".

Lolol. So I went out with a guy the other night, brought him home, and on his way out the door he says, "ill text you when I get home" (like, whhhyyyyyyy???) and, now that I've learned, I said, straight up, "don't. Don't get weird or text me 15 times a day unless you don't want a repeat." He laughed and has been so…

Grndparents shouldn't be obligated. Not to mention many are still working themselves or have other issues.

Why aren't these ambitious, intelligent women speaking up? If you want the career, go for it. Don't blame your husband when you've made the choice to backseat your career.

If someone never picks up the phone, I'd say speak to them about it or take the hint.

Texting me 12 times a day with no point. Yes, I'm still at work. No, I don't have anything to tell you. STOP CHECKING UP ON ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE UNTIL YOU HAVE SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY. How many times can one person answer "what's up?". Hah, I'm annoyed now just thinking about it.

So he didn't statutory rape someone then. If you have a problem with the law, that's one thing but facts and law are on his side in this one. I'm sure it helps that he's pretty but if there wasn't law breaking you can't go around saying there was.

BUT THE SCISSORHANDS

omg I just laughed so loud my dog came over to find out what was happening.

Oh! I Harmoned that up (can I make Harmon happen??)

Maybe not Edward Scissorhands, that could get ugly.

Pitt, Brosnan, Harmon (I fucking despise NCIS)

This guy gets a pass.

Son of a bitch fucked my fantasy team. I hate him.

I'd happily trade the cystic acne on my face for buttne.

You will! Hold tight and you will. Internet hugs to you.

Thank you. And I even forgot to throw in how my in-laws stole my husband's ashes! There are days I feel I'm on a telenovela!