My former sister in law (former cuz she's a bitch) orders a large contract Dunkins with TEN splendas. Wtf???

Omg I recently had to watch our bartender make sriracha blue cheese stuffed olives. It was the grossest thing I've seen since the childbirth video in eighth grade health class.

Typically, I'd agree with you on the not growing grays but somehow, within two weeks of losing my husband I had a six inch long by one inch wide streak. It simply appeared out of nowhere!!

Well, thank you! I didn't say it for sympathy, just because sometimes people bitching gets to me. And I have a ton to be grateful for, in spite of all of it, I know that. But gd, lady, this gals got the GRAYS.

Yo, Tori, I have a literal streak of gray from my last year and a half. It started on the worst day of my life. I'm sure your life is stressful and all but talk to me about grays after you've found your husband dead in the pool and dragged him out, lost your home, lost your grandma, two friends, two cats, a dog and…

And the power imbalance. It is age AND ... and it's gross.

That doesn't mean Ms. Cinnabon has never been married.

Yeah, when they're both into it. It shouldn't be done out of sheer obligation or psychological manipulation.

Right? I'm not too picky, the guys just suck. Be better and maybe I'll want to date you!!

Oh, man, stories like this make me break inside. I'm a year out from my husband (and a grandma, cat, house, and dog but those aren't quite the same) and while I'm usually ok there are those triggers. I keep thinking they'll lessen but, oh man, that poor woman. Good on you for accepting, offering help, and not shaming!

So, this is favorite feature of the week (esp since, no offense, Midweek Madness has slid downhill) but it terrifies me since I just started my first waitress job in 20 years. When I told my bro, he said while laughing, "Uh... aren't you a little... surly for that?" I don't know how to deal with this level of stupid!!

Because babies haven't been born everywhere but a hospital for millennia.

I love her frankness on grief and death. It doesn't go away but everyone around you expects it to so you have to pretend that you're fine and it gets even more exhausting than the grief itself.

Thats what I don't get. Even if we go with the Bible, it says "first breath" not "when sperm meets egg".

So only people with kids deserve good tips? Tip properly, regardless of someone's circumstances.

Great. More sanctimommy crap heading our way.

He calls himself Thomas Jefferson, who raped Sally Hemings his black slave. The implication of rape is right there.

But are they monogrammed? That's all that really matters.

But are they monogrammed? That's all that really matters.