Its rape when you own someone and then have sex with them. I'm not sure why that is confusing.

Since you're explaining humor, could you also explain why this is funny? Cuz it just wasn't funny. I would be more willing to roll, if it were funny, but this? Just not funny.

No insurance, currently. I did try the derm several years ago but nothing worked. I'm back on bc (thanks planned parenthood!) which is helping a bit but still get the cysts. Thanks!!

I've tried several variations of diet. It is a bit better when I eat healthier but it isn't the ultimate solution. But thanks for the advice, I should be a bit better about my diet and need the reminder now and again!

Could we get some articles on seriously trying to treat cystic acne? It has turned me into a hermit afraid to leave the house some days.

If I could find two or three other sources (reputation not important) that said the same thing, absofuckinglutely. Severe cystic acne is horrific. I will do/have done anything in an effort to solve the problem.

You forgot how there are rules in place to keep overly-intelligent people out of the job. And that this is sanctioned by the courts. Also, your claims of low pay do not hold water. Around these parts, cops start at $60k a year, before overtime and have excellent benefits and a union to back them up when they do stupid…

But they didn't and they wouldn't, since murder is considered a "serious" crime, unlike rape, which is another part if the implication.

But, but, but .... CANNABIS OIL!!! Ugh. I'm so sick of all the armchair doctors weighing in on this, too.

Maybe it's just my twisted group of friends, but when I hear "surprise sex" it's a euphemism for rape.

You are not referring to Sharknado, are you? Or the equally amazing Sharktopus?

Thats what I thought. Too much effort.

How do I get an invite??

Iran is known for being fair to women. Lololololololololololololol

Shee-it. I'm poor and I ponied up $20 for candy (with a silent fuck you to the kids for making me skip my box o wine for the week) BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO. Unless you want your house egged and tp-ed. God, I fucking hate people.

Yup, I have. Didn't report it. I feel so much better though, knowing this doesn't actually happen and I made the whole thing up after having just one drink that night. FUCK THESE PEOPLE AND FUCK THAT BITCH IN THE VIDEO WITH HER DUMB FUCKING SMUG ASS SMILE.

Fuck that. We have to make reasonable accommodations. Putting over half the population in the no box is unreasonable. Not to mention non-sensical, but that's a totally different issue.

Yes. I just posted that MCC is Devils Juice. It is horrific and the creator should be brought back and drawn and quartered.

I've never actually eaten French Onion but my husband swore for eleven years of marriage that it was my favorite. It seems delicious in theory.

You are wrong. Manhattan clam chowder is Devils Juice. Tomato Basil and Gazpatcho should be numbers 3 and 4 respectively. Lobster Bisque and NE Clam Chowder hold 1a and 1b with Loaded Baked Potato pulling up 2.