Can Shiloh be president? She wasn't born in the U.S...

I've recently started doing this and haven't told anyone for fear of shaming! It's sooo good and really just a breakfast sammich.

My friend told me I was being too picky for automatically excluding these guys. I'm like, "Why would I try to date someone so stupid?"

How dare he have any ambition!! Lol

In fairness to Nathaniel, the BK drive thru is notoriously horrible. But they sell mozzarella sticks and onion rings and this outweighs the drive thru issues.

I hate to be a downer but if I had known when I wrote that post that I'd lose my husband a year later, I would have happily started picking up his socks. If you love him, be grateful he's there to throw his stinky socks around!!

My husbands swim trunks were always loose and in a good wave would come off, hence the boxer briefs unless we were in our pool.

I don't see what the length of the relationship has to do with anything.

If you've been married for 23 years, you have zero concept of texting as a dating tool.

Completely oblivious! After that I told him not to contact me again... three weeks later I get a text: What did I do? I want to see you give a guy a chance! I did not respond.

Oooh, or there was the guy I met at a bar who didn't know my last name or my address....

After dating a guy for a month....

You're pretty much the best.

Why not?

Right.... but that doesn't make it discriminatory, just assholey.

No offense to the other Jez writers, but I friggin' love reading your stuff, it's just the best!

My scheduling was due to my father demanding equal time as my mother and flipping out if anything infringed upon that time. Yay for involved dads! But boo for dads who keep their kids terrified to work.

But if it isn't a contract, doesn't the employer have the right to make the schedule based on their needs? If you have kids and your schedule is changed, you have to figure it out not demand the employer accommodate your particular situation. When I had shiftwork, even though I was hired under an every other Sunday…

You hopped all over that one.