I like hummus. A lot. I'd consider prostitution for hummus.

There was the time my husband called to tell me he was called to a jobsite because one of his temps decided to take a dump. In the living room. On the carpet.

Meh, lol, it's a joke in my circles that we've all peed ourselves at some point!

What interesting questions, exactly? It's really just some dude fucking with people.

Sexual preference isn't a choice.

Who gives a fuck?

We all had a giant reminder of this, just this week, in the form of a dead Robin Williams.

Oh, it's just a gross photo, nothing truly horrible!!

God damn you. I actually fucking clicked on that. And now I will get nothing done for the rest of the day.

If you can't handle your kids, stay home.

Not a mistake, it was complete disregard for other people based on selfishness. I think she's lucky they only kicked her out.

It wasn't her last resort. She didn't WANT to take them all back to the car. YPU DONT CHANGE DIAPERS ON TABLES AT RESTAURANTS. Since when did we become fucking animals?

Yep. Let's pay to fly people to DC, most likely in first class, to do something a sixth grade class could do via email.

Grimey, I see your point but it also instills pride to know that the cops are doing their jobs and treating rape like an actual crime.

When I first moved to Florida from New Hampshire it would drive me crazy order a regular coffee and they would always ask, "cream and sugar?" Took me like three years to figure out it was regional.

Or municipalities could stop spending money planting flowers and allocate funds appropriately. Sorry, dream world there.

Which MoCA? There are like 97 in the US. I assume you mean NY but.... it certainly isn't the only one!!