Right, then why the need to scare the shit out of them and smash their phone? Obviously the education thing hasn't done its thang.

My dad used to spoon MAYONAISE. It was soooo gross to watch. Even thinking about it... *shudder*

I like to use Ritz crackers (Triscuits/some other in a pinch) but I am certainly willing to try pretzels!

Do you even know what you're talking about at this point? Or are you just typing to see yourself type and it makes you feel special?

Well, then why even bother with the spoon when you have a perfectly good finger? I was trying to keep it civilized! :)

Wow, way to take one for the team! :)

I'm sorry. I stopped reading when I found out I am black. I, too, consider bagels to be solely a cream-cheese delivery vehicle.

The person in the car would most likely be in a panic because that is what happens to most normal people when something crazy happens — their fight or flight reflexes kick in and you just got in an accident and OH MY GOD. If you're capable of being a cucumber in that situation, bully for you (and you might want to…

None of that excuses his behavior — which was wrong.

It's not self-defense when the car is no longer moving and you've gotten out to assault the other driver who is still sitting in their car in a panic.

Maybe you should educate the people you love BEFORE such a thing becomes an issue.

Your opinion doesn't really matter. The fact is, grabbing someone's phone and smashing it IS assault.

Dashcam. Lots of foreign countries have them standard.

Cool. Then you'd get hauled away by the cops for assault and your sentence will be MUCH harsher than the one the loser who is texting and driving gets. So, please, punch away.

Mm, no you actually don't have the right to be ragey AT/ON me/my property regardless of what I've done to you.

No but his actions were aggressive and if the driver had a weapon, the guy would be dead.

Pretty sure you'll find out she's he's pusher.

It is really nice to know that I'm not the only one who does this. Not all the time, mind you, but sometimes I'm just desperate for something, ANYTHING, sweet and all I can find is brown sugar.

If it makes you feel any better, I also cry-ate a cupcake (FINE I ATE THREE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?) with my Mike's Cranberry Lemonade.

Huge difference between "trashy" and "slutty". Trashy the girl looks.