You'd have to be the biggest kind of idiot to willingly go back.

I always watch "Dying to Belong" when it comes on (usually Lifetime) about a sorority hazing. It hits all the major points in this list too, including future star (Hillary Swank) and two straight-to-TV actresses (Jenna von Oy — Blossom and Sarah Chalke — replacement Becky on Roseanne).

Thanks. This is all what I was thinking (and you're right, it is hard since we're strangers on the internet!). I'll sell the dress and keep the bday low-key.

Oh. My. God. THE KITCHEN COUNTER???? Them's grounds for serious plate throwing!! (Which in our house means shit just got real!)

I suffer from severe cystic acne and I'm 35. It came on after I stopped birth control. I use Neutrogena products (it took a while to find a good mix but I like the ones in the silver package that helps with acne scars and the Naturals Bar).

Looking for advice on a couple of topics. If anyone has any insight, I'd love to hear it. I'm moving across country soon and getting a divorce, which leads me to these issues for which my friends have very little advice.

This made me giggle. I adore hearing about other people's random names for things/places/people (it helps me know I'm not the only one)!

You can claim that it makes perfect sense all day long but that doesn't make it actually make sense!! I can't wrap my head around this. I can barely work up the interest to click through my friends pics, never mind waste time looking at photos of people I don't know, will never know, and will never interact with. At…

Wait. So you're telling me people sit around trolling through photos of people they don't even know just... because?? Someone needs to get a life. I'd rather watch paint dry.

I was assuming FA = Fat Asses

YES!! We were allowed these on certain vacations! My brother used to like to burn the boxes in the campfires. And we would always fight over the sugary cereals and leave the Special K (or the like) for the 'rents.

And they should be joined by the jerk pointing out the dangers of high fructose corn syrup.

It has the hell to do with my freakin' stomach, that's what it has to do with anything. Personally, I am elated with this kind of hard-hitting, important-to-me news. I usually avoid the cereal aisle but now I will be scouring it, searching for some Count Chocula and Frankenberry.

Totally and completely deprived. We got Cheerios, Rice Krispies, Chex, or Kix. That was it. Except for the awesome week once a year when my dad would go on a work trip and we would always demand Cookie Crisp and we'd get TV Dinners for dinner. We looked forward to that week for 51 weeks.

I think the key is how the socks get OFF the floor. Do YOU pick them up or do you just leave them there until someone else does laundry? :)

Definitely consider it! I loved Girl Scouts. I learned so much at the meetings and earning the badges. And I was lucky enough to go to Girl Scout summer camp for two weeks every summer for years, so I learned even more about camping, nature, horses, swimming, boating. I just can't say enough positive things about my…

Hobby, safety, hunting... there are any number of legitimate reasons to own a gun that have nothing to do with compensating for a small penis. What a small penis thing to say.

Who's laughing? I'm green with envy at his skills!

But if you remove my liver so I can't drink, how will you ever get me drunk so you can take advantage of me?? This is so confusing!

You had me hoping at "fingerpads" but alas, one is sliced with a scar and another is cracked with dry skin!