Wait. So you're telling me people sit around trolling through photos of people they don't even know just... because?? Someone needs to get a life. I'd rather watch paint dry.

I was assuming FA = Fat Asses

YES!! We were allowed these on certain vacations! My brother used to like to burn the boxes in the campfires. And we would always fight over the sugary cereals and leave the Special K (or the like) for the 'rents.

And they should be joined by the jerk pointing out the dangers of high fructose corn syrup.

It has the hell to do with my freakin' stomach, that's what it has to do with anything. Personally, I am elated with this kind of hard-hitting, important-to-me news. I usually avoid the cereal aisle but now I will be scouring it, searching for some Count Chocula and Frankenberry.

Totally and completely deprived. We got Cheerios, Rice Krispies, Chex, or Kix. That was it. Except for the awesome week once a year when my dad would go on a work trip and we would always demand Cookie Crisp and we'd get TV Dinners for dinner. We looked forward to that week for 51 weeks.

I think the key is how the socks get OFF the floor. Do YOU pick them up or do you just leave them there until someone else does laundry? :)

Definitely consider it! I loved Girl Scouts. I learned so much at the meetings and earning the badges. And I was lucky enough to go to Girl Scout summer camp for two weeks every summer for years, so I learned even more about camping, nature, horses, swimming, boating. I just can't say enough positive things about my…

Hobby, safety, hunting... there are any number of legitimate reasons to own a gun that have nothing to do with compensating for a small penis. What a small penis thing to say.

Who's laughing? I'm green with envy at his skills!

But if you remove my liver so I can't drink, how will you ever get me drunk so you can take advantage of me?? This is so confusing!

You had me hoping at "fingerpads" but alas, one is sliced with a scar and another is cracked with dry skin!

Most likely there are legal implications to consider — blasting his face on Letterman and accusing him of theft without any actual evidence might be grounds for a lawsuit.

That number would be pretty much everything, too. In fact, I'm having trouble coming up with a body part that does fit with society's ideals. Perhaps my liver, because it is an alcohol processing beast?

I think its more factual, like they could have subbed in "Taco Bell" for "Chinese Food" because both, when purchased from mall-type vendors, result in not-too-swell feelings in ones tummy.

Yup, I've been doing that for years! Every so often I'll drop off a box of good ones. But they aren't willing to take 15 boxes at a time!

We're past the wedding phase in our lives but my friends all know that I won't even consider attending a baby shower if I'm not "allowed" to have either champagne or "secretly" bring my flask. Does this make me a bad friend and/or alcoholic? Maybe. But I don't care.

Pigeon! I love it!! It is possible, we only adopted two of a litter of 7. Of course, they're 15 now, so that plays into it as well. In any case, Pigeon looks adorable from behind! Hee.

Or Almond milk. Yum!

Been there, done that. Who hasn't sucked on a penis straw at a Bachelorette party?