I don't know. What IS going on? You agree with Jenner that Kim is the "hardest working young lady in America"? You agree that Kanye "never goes on vacation"? You agree that Kim worked hard for her fame? (I'll concede that Kanye earned his fame) Obama's point was that kids today think all they have to do is have a sex…

I thought the same thing. I don't think you can go around just dropping the "The" from someone's name. Unless he pulled a Diddy and changed his name.

Kudos to you for promoting/aspiring to Mainstream Beauty Standards? We don't "need" any of the things you mention. Some people want them. We are perfectly capable of "catching" a man without spending a fortune.

And I'm sure you hold your end of the relationship as well, by doing nice things for him that maybe don't cost money but are still appreciated (underwear washing, anyone??).

Most of this is silly but I definitely think a few dinners is a fair trade for birth control!

Ooh, I hit my closet today. Three out three garbage bags of stuff (half of one was stockings/tights alone, which I never wear). Have a huge yard trash bag of clothes plus a box of shoes for donation plus a good sized shopping bag of stuff for a friend and a ton of jeans/pants/skirts for the impending yard sale. And…

Nah, I think we fully expect Oprah to consider a $40k purse. She's Oprah.

Better booty shorts than no shorts.

And because in Florida, she would have been better off to actually kill him rather than just fire that warning shot. She would be walking freer than Zimmerman if the asshole had been kind enough to step in front of the bullet.

The man put an end to it. He told her to call the cops and leave them alone. The woman was just going to sit there and argue. And good for him for having his wife's back.

Oh goodness, when I think of the horrible opinions I used to hold on things like breastfeeding... I shudder to think that assholes like me walk the Earth. But thank you Jez community, for helping to smarten me up!

So you've decided to draw a line in the sand on "basic decency" at BREASTFEEDING INFANTS? You lost before you even began, big boy.

Right. That's why she was leaving him...

If Marissa Miller doesn't get to leave and get a gun and fire a warning shot, this fucker doesn't get to leave and get a gun and then murder his wife and claim self defense.

Willfully ignoring facts doesn't make it not lying (and breaking a fairly key commandment — unless there are tons of people going to confession every week but listening to the whining by the church about declining attendance, I doubt it).

Do the old "someone else's pee in a condom taped to your leg" routine and, if you extra cautious, also smuggle in some disposable gloves. Then you don't have to actually handle someone else's pee.

Oh my goodness, for some reason, badaydahs are like nails on a chalkboard to me. I think it was one too many summers spent working in a New England deli!!

Yes. Rather than taking a book out of the LIBRARY, they visit the LIBERRY. These people often also eat BADAYDAH salad at lunch. You and I would call it Potato salad.

These are the same people who use "could of" and "for all intensive purposes" and pronounce it "liberry".

OMG, a horrible, high-gloss mash-up of The OC and Gossip Girl would be awesome.