I've never really felt bad for Canadians. Until today. TWO of you confirmed a lack of Choco Tacos in Canada and I feel like you're missing out. It's the ultimate combination of waffles, tacos, ice cream, and chocolate. Bug your local grocer to order them!!

Well, good grief. We're going back to kindergarten now, to find "used to be" besties? In that case, a certain young Maxwell would be interested to know that we're exes!!

If you watched him in his Malcolm in the Middle Days, there were several episodes that utilized his incredible roller-skating skills. This vignette proved that those stunts were all him!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did I completely miss the late 90s or were Cristina and Britney actually arch-enemies? Since when were they ever besties? Wasn't that one of the constant tales — battle between the two? Or are the tabloids finally admitting that they have been lying about every story ever written?

It is called a "Choco Taco". It is part of the Klondike family of ice cream delicacies. Check out your local Taco Bell or grocer's freezer and see if you have them!

Fucking LA is right.

I prefer my waffles with ice cream stuffed in them.

"a duvet of cream cheese"

"Guys, my house was weeping ancient fat."

Uh, I'd literally kill him.

"I have love for you but I don't love you."

And not just a "little" overweight or "just kinda" poorly styled. Mega nuclear on both!

My immediate thought was, "oh no, she's going to sleep with him and he's going to steal her money. oh yeah, she doesn't have any money."

You've probably already done this but... ask around among friends, family, and co-workers if they "know anyone". I ended up hooking up two friends for summer childcar and it works out perfectly for everyone. One friend has other kids and is a SAHM and needs money (ca$h!) and the other wanted to socialize her son but…

I'm not so sure. My first exposure to the word "meh" was via The Simpsons. Bart was clearly expressing his not-giving-a-shit by the use of the word. I use the word "meh" in my daily use to express the same feeling, as does everyone else I know who uses it. Perhaps we're using it incorrectly but as far as I can tell,…

"Meh" is the most lackadaisical way of saying, "It is neither fine nor not fine, it just is."

The only things that are really so horrible they would injure her career would be: fake singing, murder, and possibly if that hermaphrodite rumor is true. Anything else is just gossip and image fodder.

Florida has R&J laws, they're just weird. The Kaitlyn Hunt thing was because...

But she had icky sex with icky Cowell and got knocked up. Doesn't that mean she doesn't fit the code or something?

I'm in the mail it to one of his family member's camps. You've done so well with cutting off contact, I don't see any need to fall off that wagon.