Thank you.

Currently going through the most civil divorce of all time.

It allows those without children, for whatever reason, to claim some ownership of it. Rather than the negative childless (as if something is missing), childfree indicates a choice. Not any positive or negative about the choice.

Hey, I'm living with my cousin's aunt (because I absolutely refuse to move back in with my mom and this aunt is, apparently, where broken hearts go to mend as I'm #7 in the fam to make my way thru) AND am going to be working from her basement. If that doesn't hit a number of cultural sads, I don't know what does!

In order to avoid any confusion, wouldn't it be best to simply find someone working at the club to assist the drunk woman?

I thought so too. I think its because we can shoot poisonous period blood?

That's a very empathetic point of view you're spouting there. It's a good thing we all have the same experience with our monthly bleeds and no one has it any worse than you.

That's great. But why make an appointment at the time when you're doing paperwork? Time management, docs!!

Wow. You're a real moron. Have you ever tried to report a rape to a cop who doesn't give a shit? Until then, shut the fuck up.

Sure, call the police. And they'll tell you that it is for Campus Cops to deal with and won't bother helping you at all. Where the fuck do you get off?

It's not new but it is fitting.

Heh. It's San Francisco.

Excellent, I'll put it in the rotation.

Maybe wear a T-shirt, "I didn't steal your rhubarb!"

Right? I'm an atheist and that was enough to make me believe in Something.

Exactly!!!!!

As I've mentioned elsewhere, I'm emotional and a crier. And now I'm bawling.

As far as I can tell, she is currently undergoing the longest gestation in human history. She has been pregnant since before she and Brad were married, so I'd say she's going on well over a decade of being constantly pregnant. Kudos to you, Jen, for keeping that 10 year old so slim!

Adoption is only a REAL option if you're going to be giving up a white newborn.

You're calling this collective of individuals "really good musicians"? For reals?