You're not missing anything. He is an idiot with fucked up tats.

It looks like some sort of fancy diaper-cover or something. I'm with you, this outfit is wrong.

Yep, it looked like there was artwork done to the piece. And who is actually taking the "selfie"?

If you go around calling yourself a Republican, you are purposefully associating yourself with the hardcore, far-right "I've got mine" Republicans. Because if you aren't vocally against them, you're with them. And that ain't workin' for me.

Jesus. I don't even have a fucking toaster. This thread is some seriously depressing shit.

Not always true — my brother had the most lavish wedding out of the family (so far) and he is, without a doubt, the first one among us to tell us to fuck off!

You aren't kidding. Ten years ago I spent just over $10k on my wedding and considered to have gotten away with it for CHEAP. My cake, photos, and venue were donated/gifts. My rehearsal dinner was a lobster bake in the in-law's backyard (the lobsters were free from a vendor of mom-in-law), so that was pretty cool. I…

Wait. So your family throws a baby shower for a woman EACH time she has a kid?

How about a registry for when the marriage falls apart and you end up leaving all your shit behind? I'm sitting here thinking "Yay! I get new towels!" and "Shit! How am I going to afford towels?!"

"I don't think it's anybody's job to hunt down our old shoes."

It isn't her job to hunt down people's long-lost fashion dreams. Her job is blogging about them. And as such, she has done a service by posting these shoes (personally, I do not see the appeal, but to each her own) in an attempt to have the vast resources of the internet find the shoes with ease.

If you caught the recent episode of "Celebrity Wife Swap", you'd know that Mr. Thicke would, actually, be quite proud of his lil' dude.

This image is cracking me up, thanks!

Exactly what I thought as well. He's telling her that she makes her own decisions and she can go home with whom she chooses, so choose him!

This is so funny because I have friends that visit every year (I live in Florida) and always spend at least two days at a water park. They friggin' LOVE water parks and can never understand why I'm like, "Um, no thanks, but you kids have fun and be sure to bleach yourselves before you reenter the house."

If Sharon had stopped before uttering her last sentence, everything else she said was pure gold. Beebz is about as mean and scary as a fuckin' kitten, even though he is desperate to convince everyone that he is a big man. And it is turning him into an even bigger joke — an asshole joke.

If it truly is timed for your cycle, then they should be willing to send every three months. Not all ladies are perfect 28-dayers!

Nothing about anything in this article, or Miley's recent antics, is indicative of mental health issues. Your armchair diagnosis has failed.

I dunno... according to the latest season of "Arrested Development", Ron Howard isn't all that great! :)

This is all PR for Bravo's new RH series: Real Housewives of Federal Prison.