She ties you to the couch and tapes your eyelids open, right?? :)

No. I'm suggesting you stop being a douchewaffle.

I actually went to college with a girl who decided to start using cocaine as a weight-loss method.

Oh, I got "I have love for you, but I haven't loved you for a while."

I am so sorry that happened to you, that totally sucks.

Then you don't care enough, do you? You care just enough to bitch and moan that Jez doesn't care but not enough to actually take some of your own time and energy to put that caring into actually doing something. Look at that, you're no better than the rest of us!

If I say "Sox" and you say "Red", I will do anything for that koozie.

Hey-o. We don't want that shit either!

Oh, you're sure, huh? Must be nice to live in that world.

If you're so concerned, why don't YOU write the round-up and submit it to Jez? This is a US based blog, so it makes sense that it is going to be US-centric. It doesn't do anyone any good to bitch and moan that this problem just isn't big enough to care about so let's not bother.

Yes because one problem negates all other problems of a similar type.

Sure, its a "smaller" number than you thought it would be. But it still isn't a "manageable" number. It is still 25 miles. That's more than most people can walk in a day. So if she doesn't have any transportation, it is still extremely limiting.

I think by "stubby cooler" you mean "beer/soda can thing to keep the cans cool". :) And if so, then YES! It is a slap-stubby-cooler!! I just found out about these about two weeks ago and it is now my mission to ensure that everyone in the world is aware of their existence. Also, not necessarily the Jim Beam one, it…

Laura, it's time to grow up and use the adult slap bracelet — the SLAP KOOZIE!

Jeez. A "squadron" of parakeets careening about my house is just about the most terrifying thing I can think of!

"I'm locking myself in my room and/or putting out lots of cat food."

“Irrespective of how people may feel about the issue,” he added, “we’re talking about five months into a pregnancy. People certainly feel there should be significant restrictions on that.”

Live it up!! Enjoy this time. Explore, experiment. Make bad choices. Now is the time to do it and move past it!

Oooh, not to mention...

Orange is the New Black