People really will compete at anything!

I... I... I think you're my new hero.

I am saddened that he isn't the "official" palace crier but am engladdened by the randomness of a weirdo totally stealing the spotlight for being weird and awesome and adding even more joy to an already joyous occasion.

The idea that you think pets are there solely for food would make me not want to be with you. Serious red flag for a dude with issues.

At least I have something going for me, I'm like a unicorn — 35 and childfree! And entering the pool soon, so this article is very timely. And your advice about being open is good.

You can't figure out how that slutty 13 year old seduced a grown man? Because really, that's the only possible argument these sick fucks have.

This is awesome! And the only way I would ever, possibly consider wearing less than a one-full-piece swimming. And its really cool!

Trust me, mine is still gaping open. There is a part of me that hopes she just made it up in her racist lil' heart but I really don't think that's the case (since she doesn't really have a racist lil' heart). I also don't think what the lady said is necessarily true but that is the kind of thing that is spewed.

When my BFF was pregnant with my godson (not her son, no, MY godson!), she didn't have insurance. She ended up paying out a little of $10k for the totally normal, vaginal birth. She was told at the time by the hospital (six years ago), "It's too bad you aren't illegal, then we wouldn't even send you a bill."

Could Rebecca Romijin and Jerry O'Connell be any cuter? I just love those two crazy kids!

So your solution is to end all entitlements? No. The solution is to figure out how to deal with fraud while still making sure that everyone gets what they need.

Yes, I'm sure all the poors will be selling their VEGGIE DOLLARS to their drug dealers for drugs. Do you hear yourself? Because of a few incidents of fraud or mis-use, you want to deny the program to every single person that will benefit from it, from every child who might have a vegetable in their meal rather than…

Honestly, how many people don't have TVs in America? I mean, most of us consider it to be an essential (unless we're uber-lentil lovers and living a TV-free life). There are like, 237 cooking channels. Watch TV and learn to cook people, its combining two of our favorite passtimes (food and TV). Heck, half the shows on…

It's too bad we don't already have a system for teaching people things. Like a public education system or something.

Definitely experiment! That's how you find new, delicious things to eat!

My favorite kind of thread!

And what do you do at night?

SEE. THE. MOVIE.

I went to Halloween freshman year of college dressed as Cher from Clueless.

And I thought Florida was stupid for banning the internet.