There was an "informal" watch-type thing set up but it was/is not an "official" Neighborhood Watch program. Which is why, most likely, they were breaking all the rules of the Neighborhood Watch program. It's still just him playing Batman.

Hard to identify yourself as Neighborhood Watch when you aren't , you know, Neighborhood Watch.

Hey, let's be sure to direct the fuck you's where they're actually warranted! At the jerk who said it, not me!!! :)

Oh, are the 911 operators telling me to leave my vagina at home before I go out?

I don't think that one can really "get themselves" on a jury. I think you're giving this dipshit a lot of credit that isn't due.

That was one of my points when I was arguing with the man about this. If two guys get in a bar fight and one guy ends up dead — the other guy usually gets some sort of charge because SOMEONE ENDED UP DEAD FROM YOUR STUPIDITY.

It was his neighborhood. Why would he need a better view of the street signs? He was out patrolling an area he was unfamiliar with you mean?

Zimmerman wouldn't have needed to act in self-defense if he never left the car.

Since you're not grey, you must not be a troll, even though it is hard to believe. I'm gonna take one for the team here, being from Central Florida, and all.

I hate her. I had no real basis for it before this article though.

I don't think most people offer to send people they think are stupid to college.

Yes! They were just going with it, letting it roll, to see what gems they would come up with. And after hearing them speak with their characters accents and then go all "rich white lady voice" was just priceless! I was dying! Especially because it was soooo true, I have had those conversations with my friends on…

Not just hourly wage employers. I make salary but at the end of the day, I make just a bit more than the McD's budget. And I consider myself to have a very good job that pays decently — especially for this area (and I cannot imagine going anywhere else and trying to stretch it).

Is this supposed to be for just one person or for a family? I realize it doesn't matter because it is ridiculous anyway, just curious how many they thought could survive on this foodless budget for a long period of time.

You realize International Drug Rings wouldn't have so much power if drugs weren't illegal, right?

I was trying to figure this out — but I didn't recognize her from anywhere. The voice!!!

She's bland and childish but nothing in her background prepared her to deal with prison. It's been fun watching her balance on the tight-rope between the various groups and the guards and her fiancé and constantly fucking it up. It made me feel like I'm not the only person in the world who fucks things up for no good…

My favorite scene was when Taystee and Puse and all were sitting around imitating snotty white women. They were sooo spot-on, I was rolling.

Notice how he got an ass-slap in at the end there? Yeah, he totally didn't mean it in a sexually aggressive manner.

Yes, everyone should know the name of the in-house bar for Ireland's parliament. WTF?