It's so nice that Rick "no abortions except for my family members" Santorum showed up.

Yeah, so are my plastic applicators.

It's amusing that neither of your REAL actors are on the list.

Oh my gosh, I am so sorry! I thought you were being semi-sarcastic, so I responded with a semi-sarcastic zinger that I never, ever meant to actually hurt you. I apologize for being thoughtless and careless with my sarcasm.

You certainly sound like a joy to hang out with, I'm sure they'll be calling.

Mini-me will wail and you'll all just talk louder. All my friends have kids and I don't (and most likely won't). Sometimes I get a bit frustrated when I want to chat about getting wasted last night and mini-me just won't stop squealing but, you gotta suck it up and deal and know that they'll be old enough to fetch …

That's the friends problem if she got offended by an honest response. And it IS honest. Kids take a lot of fucking time and energy. And money. And time and energy.

Of course, I think Penn Gillette's takes the cake: Moxie Crimefighter.

Dweezil Zappa.

LW#3 is most likely dealing with her own fertility issues. Except for the young teen bf, this is me.

KKKsedilla! Fucking fantastic!

And yet, we are ALL fucking humans who go through the same growing process. Having a child does NOT give you sudden insight on how to be a parent.

You're right. Parenting isn't a job. It is a choice. You made yours, have fun with it!

It might feel secure now but wait ten years and you'll wake up to your husband, whom you've loved and cared for for years, no longer loves you and doesn't want to be married to you anymore.

That's part of why her bail is $20 million. At least if she skips town, a few hungry kids can eat lunch from her bail.

Would you care to provide any proof, anecdata, ANYTHING to support what you're saying?

I thought you were talking about Mexico!

You made my brain hurt. :(

It doesn't enter the discussion because it doesn't matter. You don't get an abortion just because you want one, you slut. You are only allowed an abortion if you are white, rich, and can claim to have been raped by some horrible minority. See?

Unwanted pregnancies may result in more expenses for the state but it also produces more (often) lower-class citizens to tax.