You know what? I actually had a friend who believed that shit. She would spout her pro-life drivel at me and I wouldn't respond. Finally she asked me why I never engaged her. I told her that if we wanted to remain friends, we wouldn't engage because I would end up calling her all kinds of names and stupid. But we did…

I think we're talking about two different Wallaces, Flowbee! I thought you were referencing Wallace from "Veronica Mars" (which you should totally watch).

You know, some of us actually DO suffer from crippling insecurity about various things. I will not leave the house without make-up either. Not "full" make-up, because I don't wear "full" make-up but I will never, ever allow a human who isn't my mother, my husband, or my BFF to look upon my bare face. If you suffer…

Not Wallace! Wallace was played by Percy Daggs III (I think I'm close). Michael was in Friday Night Lights (you may remember him as Vince?).

Yep. Everything you said, although I will say that the bra/shoe colors do appear to match on my monitor. Even still, I found both the zipper and the bra distracting from the dress — which has great potential to be killer.

I also thought it was quite unclear and had a moment of "gasp! Did she just say that?". Your explanation is, based on other writings, clearly the intent.

How does one bend their hand like that???

OMG. I started my period at 14, about a year after my parents divorced. To ease my pain, my dad bought me a puppy. That puppy proceeded to drag ripped up pads around my DAD'S house for quite some time. Talk about mortifying!!

OMFG. I glanced at this pic. Didn't get what you were pointing out. Quickly scrolled a bit further down to hide the dog butt. Glanced back up and got it. Holy shit, your dog has Jesus on his ass!!!

I have never NOT flushed a tampon down a toilet. The idea of wrapping it up and throwing it away grosses me out.

Yes. Just read that article this morning. You weren't homeless, J-Lo. You were fighting with your mom. BIG DIFFERENCE. HUGE.

It seems to me that passing a bill KNOWING it is illegal, wasting time and money to do so, is a dereliction of duty and every single person involved in this kind of shit should lose their job, their bennies, and their pension.

Abortion images are also carefully posed and lighted shots. They aren't "reality" shots. They are created and staged to look as gruesome as possible. I dunno, to me, they usually look fake, like they were made by some desperate pro-lifer in the church basement. Wire hangers as an option is the reality these…

Personally, one is a lump of cells that looks like it came from Hollywood. The other is a sharp metal instrument that is to be stuck into my body and swished around because I am out of options. It isn't hard to understand why people have an instant, visceral reaction to the coat hanger.

Or, you know, behave like a decent fucking human being. Asshole.

I didn't mean "fat" because he clearly isn't "fat". But he also clearly isn't cut like Alexander Skarsgaard.

Yep. We put off having babies until we could afford it. Then we found out I had fertility issues. But, its all for the best, now we're child-free and getting divorced. So I'll be one of those women who will NOT be playing catch-up to increase the population in a few years since my baby-making years are gone.

Also, your GF might want some say in whether or not you plan to make her your wife.

You might want to check out GQ again... cuz those two dudes aren't it. The guy on the left, I can kinda see but the dude on the right is clearly not a professional model (not saying this to snark, just pointing out that he is fairly "average".)

Do the research yourself and you'll see that it is still there.