Talk about being intellectually dishonest — YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO HAVE A VAGINA AND KEEP IT SAFE IN THIS COUNTRY.

When someone is doing something that costs women lives, I consider that to be a gun pointed at them. Sure, we can argue semantics, but why be a douche when you don't need to be?

The conservatives are LITERALLY holding a gun to the lives of women and yet, out of the other side of their mouth, they claim to be pro-life.

That's not true. Lives are ruined by false accusations all the time.

"For the 44 prisoners in Guantánamo Bay currently undergoing force-feeding procedures, there is no other option."

Oh, good, it does work? I'm just starting the method, so its good to know there are positive results.

Ambiguous relationships.

Currently employing this method in my own life. Cheers!

I had uninvited guests, specifically told my "cousin" that there wasn't room for her friend AND the friend's husband.

Great idea! Our rehearsal dinner was a BBQ (ok, lobster bake in New England but in fairness, 85% of the lobsters were free, a per from one of MIL's vendors at work). Really helped keep the costs down. Plus, since a lot of people traveled to get to our wedding, we were able to expand the guest list and make more of a…

There are plenty of places to control price. The bride chose to spend that kind of money. Bitching someone out because of the gift they gave is rude, to say the least.

And yet still run into burning buildings to save people of any race or creed.

He can keep the touching and complimenting if he wants.

It's not that bad as long as I can keep my wastebasket between my legs at work until just after my Quarter Pounder with Cheese and PowerAde Revitalizing Lunch (TM). Once I can keep lunch down, I can keep the Excedrin down, and its all good from there.

I've been working on my Boot-N-Rally technique for nearly two decades. It's key for being able to party past 9 pm.

I think you're going to have to deal with the deal-breaker that a pizza cannot give its consent to marry you.

AND your fans throw batteries. Often AT Santa.

That's my response anytime anyone starts in on the greatness of Philly. "Oh yeah, well Philly booed SANTA!"

Thanks for forcing me to click. Ugh.

Oh, my family is more than a little fucked. But him, he's been living on the West Coast for years. I do not know how he held out so long. I think its mostly because we didn't like the partner. Now that the partner is dead (a few years now), it's easier to come around. Just my theory, lol!