If you're already kidnapping and raping, you probably have decided that you aren't too afraid of the justice system.

Based on the article, you're the one who felt weird about entering the apartment after hooking up. Any slut-shaming you're getting are your own perceptions and not what was said or implied.

Similar thing going on with me. My husband of 10 years has decided to end the marriage but due to our financial situation and being upside-down on our house, we can't just beat feet and get out. We're living together for now and probably will be for several more months until we can figure something out.

Of course, it is quite easy to simply walk away and never contact mother or child again. Sure, you may have to deal with some court issues but from what I've seen a large number of babyparents (I'd say men but we know this isn't always the case) either don't pay or are quite behind on support payments.

I'm glad two people have confirmed this. Both of mine are chow mixes, heavy on the chow, and they are just. so. weird.

Dogs are weird, man.

Doesn't matter. Neither one seems to really give a shit about ME.

Next you're going to tell me that watching Alias and Covert Affairs umpteen times doesn't qualify me to be a super-CIA spy.

Aldi is the BOMB! Low prices, delicious food. You have to be willing to eat some funky, German brands of food but damn, a pack of 6 Drumstick-esque cones for $1.99? Yes, please!!

HAHAHA. Almost every time I ask my husband what he wants for lunch, he replies, "Crown rack of lamb!!!" Because you're right, why aim so low as a sandwich when someone else is making your meal??

As someone on the breaking up end of the relationship, I can tell you that it makes a whole heckuvalotta sense to keep things separate. Perhaps a joint account that you both put money into for household expenses/utilities, etc but keeping a separate account which you use for your incidentals is a very good idea.

My husband recently determined that drinking vodka and OJ makes him wake up feeling much better than any other sort of booze mix. Something about that boost of Vitamin C, I think!

In my experience, the longer it is, the more times I have to go over it to get it all.

I don't understand how it is a "throwback statement" to state the fact that keeping anything clean is easier if you do a bit every day rather than letting it build up.

Shaving is just like housecleaning. You don't HAVE to do it all the time but goddam it is easier if you spend 10 minutes a day rather than an hour once a week.

I always say "flavored" — even in reference to deodorant.

So, for those of us who know it is wrong but are still interested and still want to be able to keep up with the convo at the water cooler, what are we to do? PURCHASE the magazines? Give their websites visitors and clickers? Jez is doing a service by getting us this smut without anyone having to spend a dime to…

At least he is easily distracted and catchable!!

Can Uncle CreepyThor get over here and start touching then? I'm loving the hair and scruffy beard!

If I've learned anything from TV, its that advertising folk love their drink.