It's a wonder I turned out so well, what with a working lesbian mother and all.

Numerically, yes. Percentage-wise, I think the ladies still win.

I think I spy another woman!

In my job, I deal with a lot of customs issues and as soon as I read "eagle feather" and "$1000 fine" I thought FOR SURE this would be some sort of endangered-species situation where you have to be able to prove the provenance of the feather in order to have it approved for movement/use. Sadly, I was mistaken.

Right? The IRS and DOJ should be focused on Seacrest!!

How do jeans and a t-shirt empower one more than an outfit which they've chosen to wear and feel comfortable wearing? I mean, I personally get the jeans and a t-shirt thing but some women feel less empowered and less comfortable in such attire. Can't people just do what they want?

Yeah, that's why she should've divorced Bill. LOL.

Who cares how her aunt felt? The aunt is dead and her feelings really aren't an issue anymore.

It's a funeral. The person is dead. The rest of your family knows exactly where they and the dead stand with you. Why do we care about other people's family dynamics? Most of us have enough of our own.

AP Classes were factored as 5.0 rather than 4.0. Neither had totally straight As, there were a few A- scattered, which affected the final tally.

Like many schools, we had two people neck-and-neck and had to factor it out to three decimal places. In the end, my girl won out! And the dude was relegated to Salutatorian. That's why they have first and second place, boys and girls. Not everyone gets to win, not everyone gets a trophy, not everyone is "good enough"…

I know that a hug from Brady would certainly enhance my... er, performance!!!! ;)

I still feel mortified for the time I lost in seventh grade for "scorpion" and I spelled it "scropion." GAH!!! I hate even thinking about it!

Either she is tiny or he is huge.

It does happen. My father successfully sued his government employer for discrimination against the old, white, males in his office and won. It was a slightly different scenario, in that they were "forcing" the older employees out in order to promote/make room for minority and/or women employees. But the supervisor was…

And yet, there isn't any reason to go around basically calling people morons for daring to question the corporate science behind this miracle. There are legitimate concerns, which we do not have answers for *at this time*.

It is food that has been scientifically messed with. There isn't enough information to say that it is totally safe.

This author is awful. This is a serious topic and while I'm all for an article with clever puns and wordplay mixed in, this just crosses the line.

Oh, they'd change the law, all right. It would now be the law that all women have to have sex on demand.

Yep. It hits both genders!