They should have thrown Divine Brown in, just for funzies.

OMG yes. I love her in the Kaja rare number, she’s so gorgeous and charismatic it’s impossible to take your eyes off of her.

There’s breezing through security without being normally checked and then there’s hours of questioning, which shouldn’t be necessary. As that’s something that doesn’t happen to anyone every time they go to the airport, I’d guess his name has been inappropriately flagged.

I am absolutely convinced at this point that Trump is literally sitting up at night thinking up the most insane, ridiculous, offensive, bat-shit nuts things to say in the desperate hope that the GOP removes his nomination so he doesn’t have to actually go through with being the President of the United States.

I’m half with you but at the same time I feel like any voter who hasn’t been offended by anything he’s said thus far probably isn’t ever going to be. I mean, he basically called on people to straight up murder Clinton so...how much lower can he really get?

What could possibly scare off the people who still support him? I suppose if he turned around and started talking sense...

Oh u didn’t know.. Not only are black ppl lazy but they are simultaneously responsible for all the bad shit that happens. It's the most fucked up magic trick

Hey, you forgot that he ALSO finds the time to be both an incompetant idiot and an evil dictatorial genius! Obama is a busy man...

My friends and I were boarding a plane home from NYC and Andre from The League was sitting in first class. My friend, who had a hangover and some serious, serious beer shits, farted basically on his face, and then proceeded to laugh maniacally basically until takeoff. I’ve run into more famous people, but that was the…

Jeff Daniels would come into a shop I used to work in. Unfailingly kind, gracious and nice to us employees. I love he is a Michigander.

Ran into Pierce Brosnan at See’s Candy, burst into tears and said “You’re so handsome, oh my god,” and was so horrified I ran away. I am a class act.

That is one hundred percent in line with my experience. A bunch of kids took a picture of him before me and apologized for bothering him and he was like, “Are you kidding me? This is the best, easiest thing in the world! Why wouldn’t I take a picture?”

I was visiting a friend in LA like 20 years ago. He got us tickets to see Natalie Merchant at the Greek, and I got all goofy because James Spader was in the snack line ahead of us. My friend didn’t know who James Spader is, so I spent the entire time walking up the stairs to our seats trying to get him to remember. I…

Ok, so speaking of celebrities at Disneyland- one time I met Zachary Levi there, and he was quite possibly the NICEST human ever and he took a picture and was basically one hundred percent chill. Then I saw him later, and he gave me a head nod, unprompted, like a “Hey, I remember earlier today when you got all sweaty…

I think it would be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other.

Nah dude that was the Femstitution from when Hillary was First Lady.

Clearly the objective of distracting the populace from gross economic inequality and impending climatological catastrophe has been fulfilled by sports and pointless celebrity/reality show gossip/run-downs.

It's like they can't land on the decent, non-shitty opinion on anything. Not even by accident. How is this possible?

The Thing was always a disembodied hand, they just didn’t have the tech to actually show it at the time... there was never anything on the other end.

I always liked, the Dementors are here for your protection... Just don’t go outside or anywhere near them.