He will be the healthiest president in history!

I have been looking at this pic for a good 10 minutes and I can’t tell them apart. I am bad (awful) with faces though. If that was someone’s dating history, I would feel 100% confident in my ability to pick out the next girlfriend.

And they say that WE look alike! :-/ I can only hope that she really means it when she says that she has grown and changed. I'd feel better if she denounced racist language...

Something about this is sooooooo funny to me. It’s like having a whole crew of clueless dads following you around, not as subtle as they think they are.

Radiohead is a mom band now. No shade - moms are cool - but it’s real.

He thought it would be just bitchin’ to cut the brake lines on a school bus. Not even remotely joking about that. That’s after he stole from a liquor store and went on a vandalism spree. Dude is a fucking psychopath.

Let’s also not forget that he didn’t see a single second of combat. “They come back different”, like he was on the front lines or remotely in danger. Naw, he’s just a Palin dickhead who, like his mother, refuses to own his shit.

Yeah, it’s not even about the incidence of sexual violence during war—it’s about what those darkies all secretly want to do pretty white women.

“As the night ticked interminably by, I tried not to think what the rebels would do to the ‘skinny white muzungu with long angel hair’ if they found me.”

Oh c’mon. Tintin in the Congo was written in 1930, with a specific aim to make colonisation seem all fine and dandy. Enjoying Tintin media made now is hardly supporting a comic that is eighty six years old (it’s not like they’re using the funds to make new versions), and was made for a specific time with a specific…

Actually, he wasn’t. He wasn’t driving at all.

I like how he said “right, good” after getting into the house. I saw a tweet saying this is what British people say after things have gone “a bit rubbish.”

I had a sex dream about him the other day. We were on a riverboat at some time in the last century and I don’t recall much else in the way of details except that, err... It* was huge.

I couldn’t really decide if I found him hot or not before and now it’s like ‘oh my god get out of my head I have work to do’.

*not the…

How in the world does “Here’s someone I never agree with about anything but they seem to be doing the right thing in this particular case” strike you as “hive-mind”?

You know, there’s nothing that I agree with Bush about anything, policywise. And I’ve thrown a lot of stones his way in his time. But again, hard to see the downside in a bipartisan gathering, and the voice of the last president before the current one is not insignificant.

“So, did they fix that squeaky floor board?”

Same with my two. They treat bathtime like an appointment with Mme Guillotine and spend the next hour licking all that disgusting “clean” off themselves. Last year, I bought a little paddling pool they could splash around in when it got hot. They looked at me like I’d lost my mind.

most baby powders are made with corn starch now, not talc. check the list of ingredients before tossing it.

You can pry my dry shampoo from my cold dead lazy shower hating hands.

He then jumped into his Lambo, yelled, “Lexit!” and promptly crashed into a wall - that absolutely everyone saw was there all along - massively depreciating the car’s value.