Riverdale is the definition of fun melodrama and I will totally give this show a try.

Whenever he isn’t working, I see Sean at my Church. Sure, he says some incredibly stupid things, but I’ve seen him organize multiple feed the homeless drives, and he was one of the few parishioners who was openly welcoming of the homosexual couple that just joine——hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Holy shit! I’m…

LOL dude are you even serious? “Liberalism is a haven for insecure people” I think you got the views mixed up, if you are so secure then why are you afraid of change? You guys are the truest of snowflakes.

He said there were good pe0ple in a crowd of Nazis, numbnuts.

I’ve been living with Trump voters since when I was adopted by them as an infant. Yes, they’re mean, by coaching. Their leaders tend to be psychopaths and sociopaths. But most of them are not suffering from a severe personality disorder. They’re scared. If there was a more positive and safe society they could join,…

 Fuck Trump voters. A few of my fellow Liberal friends always criticize me for my hateful attitude towards them and other bigots. Saying I should be try to be nice to them and win over their hearts and minds. Fuck that. It’s not my job. I’m no therapist. Some act like I’m worse than Richard Spencer because I would…

He shot for The Atlantic, and ended up in Boy’s Life magazine.

also! last detail is a borderline perfect film and itll be interesting to see how these characters loop around. sometimes, people don’t make movies for you!

*sees a film about the generational trauma of meaningless war* wow mansplaining much

Sweet! Can’t wait to hear about other things you don’t care about!

Filmmaker Tony Montana? I take it he didn’t want to say hello to Spacey’s lil’ friend.

You see what happens, Sean? You see what happens? This is what happens when you switch to Kinja, Sean.

IT ISN’T A SHITTY WEEKEND FOR MOVIES IF YOU GO SEE BLADE RUNNER 2049

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

Are you fucking kidding me, scumbag?

He also revealed the movie’s theme song.

That’s your takeaway? Something I never said. And what’s your point?

The Rock is the literal reason I’d tolerate a Baywatch 2.

Roman is the worst part of the FF movies, and it irks me to no end that they’ve killed off way better characters (Han and Giselle) and we’re still stuck with Tyrese. Every time Roman is on screen it takes away from my enjoyment of an otherwise ridiculous and fun action movie.

It would really suck to be damned to eternity because of anxiety.