Who's got time to relearn a keyboard layout, and manage switching when using a standard layout? Not unless you never leave mom's basement.

Uh... no. Not unless someone puts a gun to your head.

How come ketogenic diet research in cancer patients shows no benefit? If you're right, cancer cells would stop growing. Don't try to oversimplify cancer. People smarter than you haven't figured it out yet, you're not special.

Insulin doesn't have that strong of an effect unless it is accompanied by a large influx of carbs, it doesn't break the law of thermodynamics... You're telling me I can magically create energy stores (fat) if I'm in a caloric deficit and have an insulin spike?
Also, remember the twinky doc who lost weight? He had…

Actually, I'll go ahead and disclose this. I've actually been in this situation. Without giving any details, I had a friend years ago who I knew pretty well, and he went and did something stupid like this, and got hurt. And everyone in his family and some of his other friends tried to act like what had happened to…

I wait until I'm at a safe spot. About 10 years ago I was delivering pizzas to a less than nice neighborhood, but never had any problems there. When I arrived at the address, there was a full on block party going on. I pulled into the driveway, and as soon as I got out someone started approaching me in a very…

When that injured rider Meesee put himself in front of the SUV to prevent it from driving away, he was saying that the only way to escape was by driving over him. The SUV driver prudently took him up on the offer.

I think that Range Rover should use the clip of the bikes being run over as an advertisement. It really was impressive how naturally the RR drove over several bikes and riders. It took it well, and drove off straight.

The only problem I have is getting to sleep. If I took 10-20 minutes for a nap, it'd take me 20 minutes just to get to the point where I could actually fall asleep. I just...CAN'T NAP. IT SUCKS. I LOVE NAPS. But I just lay awake thinking "there is so much I could be doing right now. what's that sound? my heart is…

It's every employer's dream, don't you know? To have their underpaid employees imagine they're being treated better than they are. They get more work out of you, while still paying you a fraction of your real worth. And they invested $0 to do it, since you just "imagined it."

If I pretended I got paid that much, I would take an early lunch, then hit the links at 2pm, and have the company car drive me home afterwards...

Ah, yet another reason I have to read that book, despite what my English-major wife said about Joyce. (Hint: she HATEDHATEDHATED A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man)

The pilot from my flight to Japan from LA sounded pretty baked. Seemed way too chill over the speaker and when we hit some heavy roller-coaster style turbulence he was like, "sorry guys... that one... kinda snuck up on us". ^_^;

Some Spaniard came in and started mean mugging me, trying to take my seat just as I was about to go get a refill on my cup.