Hardy had no comment when asked how he thought he’d look in a Broncos home uniform.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

Halladay knows all about steroids, being a medical professional and all.

“(*N&#^ TGGTV 6GHDGDD91na89”

- Peter Gammons

Aww it’s not your fault Eli. It’s just that Coughlin and Mara don’t love each other anymore. But that doesn’t mean they both don’t still love you.

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

Seems like a fitting end to his time there. The last coach to take the Giants to the Super Bowl also left as a Fassel.

IPA stands for “I Pee Alcohol”?

I know small batch breweries are all the rage these days but this is taking it a bit too far.

What man hasn’t reacted with shock the first time he drills himself in the face while tossing the helmet?

Sherman, maybe?

It’s not right-wing thuggery if J.J. Watt wears a Bernie Sanders shirt to practice and then someone asks him if he’s a socialist.

“Can I just stay out of this debate? Aaron Hernandez is a good friend of mine. I have known him for a long time. I support all my friends. That is what I have to say. He’s a good friend of mine.”

Who’s the most likely NFL player to wear a Bernie shirt? All I know is that Watt has got to be at the bottom of that list.

I reallllllly want Cam Newton to weigh in on this. I need the Hawt Taeks. I craaave them.

Here’s the thing.

This headline alone is Pulitzer-worthy.

This reminds me of when Dirt McGirt passed and my college newspaper editor and I came up with “ODB DOA AKA BBJ RIP”.

At first I was kind of shocked that people might not know what “Romper Room” is, but then I remembered that it went off the air 20 years ago and at 35 I’m in the autumn of my years so this is what life is like now.