Imagine a dude in Texas walked down the street with bull-horn yelling ENGLISH ONLY, ENGLISH ONLY.

I’ve been in the field studying the American Plumlee population for the last decade. It is no easy thing. I’ve tranquilized and tagged nearly 300 adult male Plumlees during my time in the wild. I’ve counted thousands more on “trap cameras” set up in arenas and around private colleges. My best estimate as to the size…

Too bad Kidd didn’t have a coach that could tell him not to beat his wife.

FACK YOU!

That also explains Kobe’s appearance at the game.

This is becoming the football equivalent of the last two years of reagan’s second term, except Manning’s career to this point has been an unqualified success.

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.

Alternate Fox News Headline:

Because they don’t serve Old Crow at Dairy Queen, they keep telling you.

So there you go baby. He’s 500 pounds and I went after him for you.

He deleted the original tweet, so it’s a screengrab. Take a break, Jeff. Everything’s okay.

Interesting. In New York, dolus eventualis means that, no matter what, James Dolan eventually fucks up everything.

The house arrest that he is currently under seems reasonable. At least we know he’s securely confined to his home with the mandated ankle monitors.

This is a brilliant send-up of a junior college Film 101 term paper. It misses no cliche, drones on forever, rails against social injustice, and best of all, trashes a perfectly good film (the first “Rocky”) for its failure to be the film the author would have made instead. Add in the obligatory allusions to Brando,…

They are a military branch, not a whaling company.

I hope Navy declares war on ESPN and puts the demi-cannon to Chris Berman’s fat fucking head.

Ben needs to be careful and make sure he protects his gray matter. He also should take care of his brain.

It’s known as “The Vatican Plan.”

Everyone got on Chad Johnson’s case, and those Bengals teams sucked ass.