DUDE you’re getting Odell

It makes you wonder how the Giants ever lose a game, when they can seemingly just throw a football anywhere within his gravity well and he’ll pull it in.

Better than “You JPP’d it”

In conclusion, the Giants will win yet another Super Bowl this season.

Now that the Cowboys have all their weapons back on the field, there might finally be some room to sit down on Greg Hardy’s futon.

Nice video, Tony! Don’t ever fuckin’ do it again.

You Cowboys haters really don’t want us to go 0-14. You want us to end up 7-9 or 8-8 and miss the playoffs like normal, so we can get stuck with a mediocre draft pick and be mediocre forever.

Translation: The Showboating Black Man Burned My Daughters Eyes With His Black Dancing Acid.

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

R’Amen!!

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

Who let Curt Schilling into the game, anyway?

Can’t recognize his family? I figured with his money they’d at least put him in a recovery suite with an HD TV.

They showed him a picture of all the Kardashians, told him Khloe is the one that belongs to him, and now he conveniently can’t remember anything?

Doctor’s also report that he was able to remember to “Pass it to Kobe.”

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

“NO ONES SAFETY WAS VIOLATED”

This situation immediately reminded me of a Salon article that came out a little while back where Dick Gregory was talking about doing exactly what these Mizzou football players did, but in the context of ridding our society of the Confederate Flag:

Rich white dudes (college administrators) across the country are actually scared about losing their jobs because of this and I am eternally grateful for that fact.

Missouri is Stephen King’s best book.