Friends say Philips lived by the golden rule.

PROFESSIONAL BLACK JACK...is not what Esfandiari plays.

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

He was 40.

And I thought the strongest reactions to the Rams leaving St. Louis were posted this morning.

Dear Blair Walsh,

You are handsome. Don’t worry. It’s just a game.

The death threats from the 2nd graders were less adorable but just as heartfelt.

Maybe so, but she fucking sucks at cartwheels.

Pen names aside, Drew’s writing has really improved.

“P.P.P.P.P.S. Teacher hits us when we make mistakes. Send help.”

Sophia is really good at this.

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

Can’t believe he’s been at that job for a month and Kyle already has floor seats.

Poor Vikings Fan: “Way to ruin little kids’ dreams.”

The Bills’ sidelines are going to be must-see TV next season.

Conclusion #2: Your cable bill is about to increase.

You wouldn’t be such a Doubting Barry if you ordered @Dominos and stayed #HomeOnNYE as instructed.