Thankfully the tablets were returned to the Ark of the Covenant before everyone’s faces melted off.

“Cortana, how did I do on that last play?”

This never happened when Brett Favre was quarterback! No tablets were available because he’d ingested them all.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

#blackcoffeematters

John 6:55

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

You might well be ending a man’s career by publishing these, Diana; I hope you’re happy with yourself.

I could not agree more. Excellent reporting on an appalling story. I have such disdain for Hardey being the garbage he is and Jones for being the trash collector of the NFL.

It will be interesting to see if, and how, Jerry reacts to this.

I went to college with Jerry Jones’ son (Jerry Jones Jr.), and he was well-known as an asshole who beat up his girlfriend. Doesn’t surprise me that his dad would stick his head in the sand about this.

Thank you for doing this. I hate to look at these images, but people seem to forget that this is what it looks like when a man beats up a person less than half their size.
It’s crazy because while I know this will make (likely a positive) difference, I’m sad that it’s necessary. I’m sad that it took video of Ray Rice…

I don’t care if this is a “blog”, I don’t care that ppl mostly make fart jokes in the comments. I am simply amazed at how singular and informative her reporting always is (on topics where most sports writers are burying their heads in the sand), and it’s why I come here.

Truly the most disturbing and detailed account I have read of his history of abuse. The only thing more troubling is that it is obvious Hardy has been enabled and “protected” for some time, now continuing into his Dallas career.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

Basically fuck the NFL

This guy is a real piece of shit.

This is beyond horrifying.

Why would anyone deserve this, it’s not like she called a crappy kickoff coverage that gave up a TD.