Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed.

“I definitely think he took a step forward’’

The National Suicide Prevention Hotline can be reached at 1 (800) 273-8255.

The idea that Washington picked up his option because of incompetence is absurd. These are the Redskins. It was clearly done out of spite.

Trail of [ACL] Tears.

Baylor could use a quarterback...

Imagine if, to attend an NFL game in person, you HAD to wear a full uniform, shoulder pads, helmet, and all. And it had to stay on the whole game.

“he’s only halfway there!”

Damn it. The Washington Milfsdoporn was my suggestion for the new team name.

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

You guys are really in a führer over this.

What, Samer?

I only take Harvey out if he dies before the 27th out

First they end Harvey's shutout bid, then their fans shoot off fireworks at 11 PM? Man, the Royals must really hate Dark Nights.

“What you’re seeing is smoke from the fireworks being set off around the area, all of them amateur displays.”

Head coach Pete Carroll said that Lockette will miss the rest of this season, but that he doesn’t know if the injury is career ending.

Saw it on Weather.com too. No wait, it was just an article titled “You might Think It is a Storm, but its Aliens!”

Why doesn’t he just drink recovery water instead?

“He has full motion and feeling in all extremities...”

Agreed, but why in the world is this posted under the Adequate Man imprimatur? These are the least adequate people I have ever seen.